qwent
look at that gross qwent
qwent by hdfhlsfbfdflwhiutrh April 6, 2009
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qwengers
A girl, normally, who is a basic bitch. She would probably be very provocative, promiscuous, wear the basic addidas clothing with nike cap and would overuse snapchat filters (mainly the flower crown and dog filter). The opposite of qwengers is pengers.
San Quentin mating call
In a jail holding cell:
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010
Qwertial Aphasia
While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.
AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.
Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009
Quenton
A one of a kind, rare to find, sexy, powerful human being with the skills of a god, loves to love but will not settle for hate. Quenton’s always do their best to put a smile on others faces regardless of what they’re going through. Quenton’s are a very unique species of human because of their ever-growing intellect, unmatched creativity, eternal wisdom and their unrivaled sense of humor.
Sun quentin
Sun Quentin is the informal nickname of the offices of Sun Microsystems. Close proximity to the San Francisco bay and the architecture of the buildings are reminiscent of San Quentin, a California state prison.
Having pulled a stretch in Sun Quentin, joe the engineer moved on to a small startup company in the sili valley
Sun quentin by JoeTheEngineer June 16, 2009
quentony
the gayest person in this world
breath stinks so bad
probably thinks hes hard by stealing expensive stuff of people
breath stinks so bad
probably thinks hes hard by stealing expensive stuff of people
quentony by yoursogayyyy November 24, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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