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A girl whose cooch has been so overused that it is now sloppy and suffers from the state of wordbeef curtains/word.
Guy 1: "Damn, look at that bitch across the street, she is such a quim."
Guy 2: "BEEF CURTAINS!!"

Jenn Higgs : stunned look, runs home squealing
by all fo' yoo July 17, 2003
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Adjective: A male/female who partakes in the act of being awkward with themselves when they say awkward things, change their opinion to fit a group or just tries to be cool and ends up looking like a vagina of a person.
Verb: to quim someone is to take part in strange sexual acts.
"That boy over there, with his quim-ish ways- is his name Jack?" "No his name is Dawn."

"Oh dude, I quimed that girl so hard last night" "Bro, you have problems."
by HARRY J ROCKS May 06, 2012
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Quim is simply the seed of a kumquat,a sweet fruit.
Plant these quim over there so we can have kumquats this season.
by MMichael May 16, 2006
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a farting noise produced from a vagina, after penetration, because of the relieving pressure. otherwise known as a 'fanny fart'
that was a great shag, oh, theres that quim agen
by benajni October 10, 2007
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One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged usually go by the name of Jack Smith and wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical quim would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular β€œnaps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, β€œThe early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a quim would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.
"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"well he said he's gone for a shave but i think we both know he's wanking, the quim"
by Proudfeet2 January 29, 2009
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To extract male ejaculation (cum) from a female's genitalia by sucking with the mouth, often swallowing.
Would you like to be quimed?

Can I quim you?

To quim is to discover life's delicacies.
by J B November 12, 2004
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