quilting

The act of removing one's clothes as a professional stripper.

I got me a quilting job down at the "No Shirts, No Shoes, Full Service" strip club.

by wunderkinder August 19, 2011

Quilt

The act of being in the shower, sexually, with an older man of a different race than your own.

The other night I was in the shower with my sexy latino lover, since he was 10 years older than me and I am very white, I was Quilting.

by rawkakeydoe February 25, 2006

Quilt

An album you want to wrap yourself up in and live inside of.

Have you heard the new Radiohead album? It's a total quilt.

by Caffolder September 17, 2018

quilted

to ejaculate, cum, blow your load etc.

Last night, I totally quilted on this girl's lower back!

by Contreezy May 26, 2009

lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014

Guilt Quilt

This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.

Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!

by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2011

stitching quilts

permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.

what's wrong with Bryan?

homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be

straddling the fence.

by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009