Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.

Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!

by sean voyle November 8, 2007

quarter back sneak

a term used to refer to anal sex

we were having sex when he flipped me over and did a quarter back sneak.

by star quarterback February 22, 2010

God's Quarterback

A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.

The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)

Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.

by pokepotty August 22, 2011

High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.

#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012

quarterback sneak

when you're hittin it from the rear and pull out and spit on her back, then tell her your done....when she turns around pop a fat one in her eye.

i was in a sticky situation, so i decided it would fit my gameplan best to go with a quarterback sneak. catch the defense of guard.

by mondingo December 25, 2005

quarterback sneak

when you're tossing a girls salad and in a sudden movement jump up and put it in her ass

i was hooking up with this girl and she called for the quarterback sneak

by jason evans August 20, 2003

quarterback sneak

when someone sneaks tobacco into a bowl piece and convinces a third party to snap it without their knowledge of tobacco being present.

I passed out on the kitchen floor after Joseph packed me a quarterback sneak last night.

by real frat bro July 10, 2020