pyetha 

A guys who isn't incredibly attractive but he is cute. The perfect guy. He is sweet, romantic, talented, and funny. He is a loyal boyfriend and a better choice than Bryce. When you don't choose a Pyetha, it is one of the greatest mistakes in your life. He is a renaissance man that may not be for you but you should at least give him a chance.

Pyetha is perfect. I love Pyetha. I wish I could be like Pyetha!!! renaissance man

pyetha by AsAMatterOFActing January 17, 2016

Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?

Belligerent Pythagoreans by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 1, 2023

Pythagorean Theorem 

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

Pythagorean Theorem by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016

Pyetra 

An amazing girl who likes to have fun. Usually has amazing eyes and beautiful hair. Guys (and girls) tend to like her and as a bonus shes gorgeous. Dont mess with her or you better watch your back. Have different sides like skittles, so you can taste her freaking rainbow.

Guy 1: Dudeee, have you seen Pyetra?

Girl 1: Shes daaamn sexy.

Guy 2: Yeaa, wish i was her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Wish I was her girlfriend

Pyetra by heyfrend February 1, 2020

plethargy

An overabundance of laziness and inactivity

Eddy hasn't gotten off the couch in days! I think he has a bad case of plethargy.

plethargy by Marshall0709 January 10, 2009

pythagorize 

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorize across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorize up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75.

pythagorize by Pythagoras of Samos January 20, 2009

pythagorate 

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance and usually time

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorate across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorate up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75, you cheapskate.

pythagorate by atds April 25, 2009