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Puto San Guelo 

The Legend of Puto San Guelo:

Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).

To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.

puto sucio 

Tranlslated literally from Spanish to English means "Dirty Slut/Whore"
puto sucio by Jimmy Choo June 19, 2006

Puto Shorts 

Really short male shorts that fall above the knee. Typically have a slim fit.
Damn Michael, all you ever wear are those puto shorts from Target!
Puto Shorts by doublechato July 27, 2016

put to sleep 

The politically-correct term for killing an animal due to either incurable disease, harmful behavior that can't be corrected, or unlikely chance of survival. Usually pertains to pets.
Don't send that cat to that animal shelter, that'll end up being put to sleep, there's a no-kill shelter west of here.
put to sleep by O_H September 22, 2016

put to sleep 

Used as a mock by the party of the winning side of an argument. When an individual does not know how to respond to a statement, then the individual is considered "sleeping".
"you've just been put to sleep"

Putt Slut 

female's who tender to the needs of golfers. similar to puck slut and laxstitue.
After shooting a birdie on the 18th of the final round to win the tourney, putt sluts were waiting for me in the clubhouse