You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
by Praise_Thy_Lord May 22, 2021
1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
by Shorty Mushroomhead January 12, 2007
Oh no! It's Putin, the old world leader who is bald!
Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
Has bromance with Donald trump
by Truthteller2016politics October 28, 2016
by Rhenthalin April 18, 2007
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.
Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019