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Brasilian expression that can be used as an expletive, like "puta que pariu, to atrasado!" - fuck, I'm late!
Can also mean something similar to "go fuck yourself" - "vá pra puta que pariu".
Literally means "(to) the whore who had you (or it)".
Another meaning is somewhere too far away: "fica lá na puta que pariu..." - "it's fucking far away..."

Puta que pariu, eu detesto esse cara! - Hell, I hate that guy!

A casa do cara é lá na puta que pariu! - the bud's house is fucking far away!

Quer saber? Cansei, vá pra puta que pariu!
- You know what? I'm tired, go fuck yourself!

puta que pariu by tedesco September 27, 2008

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puta que pariu

Portuguese for "bitch that gave birth to..." Commonly used as a sign of anger/frustration and as an insult.

Puta que pariu este gajo! - Bitch that gave birth to this guy!
Could also be used as just "puta que pariu"

puta que pariu by JustsomenaziJK July 4, 2017

Related Words

puta que pariu • la puta que te pario • Puta • puta madre • puta gorda • puta ina • puta mierda • puță • Puta, Please • Puta, Por Favor!

puta que pariu

Sending someone to the puta que pariu is sending someone to a whore ("puta") that has had a baby ("que pariu"). It is assumed that this whore shall have a new baby with her new client, which is a rather unfortunate something to wish your friends.

Me, to you: "Vai pá puta que pariu"

puta que pariu by Bino6969 October 22, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026