puta que pariu 

Brasilian expression that can be used as an expletive, like "puta que pariu, to atrasado!" - fuck, I'm late!
Can also mean something similar to "go fuck yourself" - "vá pra puta que pariu".
Literally means "(to) the whore who had you (or it)".
Another meaning is somewhere too far away: "fica lá na puta que pariu..." - "it's fucking far away..."

Puta que pariu, eu detesto esse cara! - Hell, I hate that guy!

A casa do cara é lá na puta que pariu! - the bud's house is fucking far away!

Quer saber? Cansei, vá pra puta que pariu!
- You know what? I'm tired, go fuck yourself!

puta que pariu by tedesco September 27, 2008

puta que pariu 

Portuguese for "bitch that gave birth to..." Commonly used as a sign of anger/frustration and as an insult.

Puta que pariu este gajo! - Bitch that gave birth to this guy!
Could also be used as just "puta que pariu"

puta que pariu by JustsomenaziJK July 4, 2017

puta que pariu 

Sending someone to the puta que pariu is sending someone to a whore ("puta") that has had a baby ("que pariu"). It is assumed that this whore shall have a new baby with her new client, which is a rather unfortunate something to wish your friends.

Me, to you: "Vai pá puta que pariu"

puta que pariu by Bino6969 October 22, 2018