put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

by A1988 October 19, 2020

putting a hat on a hat

Trying too hard to make something obvious, typically comedic.

1: Sigma
2: What's sigma?
3: Sigma balls! Get it? Because sigma kind of sounds like "suck my"!
4: Yeah dude I got it, you're kind of putting a hat on a hat here.

by PlagueDoct0r July 29, 2018

Put Cho Hat On

N.
1. An alcoholic beverage with root beer, ice cream, and vanilla vodka.
An alcoholic root beer float.

Man, I hate that I can't have a Put Cho Hat On since i'm lactose intollerant.

by Kateastrofee February 23, 2009

never put a hat on a bed

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.

As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

by susanmvh March 15, 2014

Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is

Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???

by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019

i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005