Pursecute

Verb. pur-si-kyoot cut-ed, cut-ing.

To be violently jarred by a stranger's outsized handbag. Usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal space.
I was quietly sitting alone, enjoying my scalding hot tea, when that awful woman pursecuted me with her gaudy Louis Vuitton knock off.
by akandi December 24, 2009
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