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purple vein diamond cutter 

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.
She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.

purple veined pleasure pole

this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.

Purple Veiny One 

The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man
"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"
Purple Veiny One by pooftaguts February 21, 2010

purple veined custard flinger 

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

purple veined yogurt thrower 

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.