purple unicorned 

A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.

1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.

purple unicorned by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 8, 2014

Purple Unicorn 

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

Purple Unicorn by kevin.nolan December 16, 2014

Purple Unicorn 

The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.

This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.

He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.

A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.

*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.

purple unicorn

Purple Unicorn by UtterKaos June 30, 2011

purple unicorn 

verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts

that guy gave her the purple unicorn.

purple unicorn by x14 September 28, 2008

Purple Unicorn 

Magical, rare, beautiful creature that squirts.

Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

Purple unicorn Squirter- they couldnt swim they drowned in her juices
Purple unicorn Masochist pain makes her squirt with pleasure
Purple unicorn is a Huge brat because she knows she can squirt.

Purple Unicorn by Purple_unicorn21 November 5, 2019

Purple Unicorn 

When someone is talking about certain subject around friends and they slyly change the subject without notice.

Today I told my good friend Ivan that he was perfect and he quickly changed the subject.

Andre: Dude, Leah....Sebastian is annoying me. He's one confusing ass motherfucker.

Leah: So yeaaaa Lo.... a purple unicorn flew past my window and farted glitter.

Purple Unicorn by soccernigg88 September 27, 2009

Purple unicorn 

The purple unicorn is part of isis and was discovered by ted Cruz

You are the purple unicorn

Purple unicorn by ahenry79 July 10, 2016