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Purple tea 

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
Purple tea by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
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Purple Tea Bag 

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."
Purple Tea Bag by FallOfHaVok October 30, 2008

Purple Team 

A team in the Halo series of video games that win by default. Membership is very selective; however, the people that do the selecting are awesome, thus if you are awesome you will be invited to purple team.
Purple Team just completely just pwned your team in 1 Flag CTF on Epilogue.

Purple Team 

A secret group/cadre of of young males (castrated) residing in O.M.R. Purple is meant (by them) to be a sign of royalty. However, it actually is in reference to their overtly homosexual tendencies.
Oh, that gay kid named Harrison is a member of the Purple Team!
Purple Team by Purple Teamers September 19, 2003

Purple Tears 

If girls wear Purple Tears under their eyes, it means one of two things.

1. They are high on weed or drugs at the club.
2. They are down to fuck with strangers.
Example 1: "purple" is a slang term for high quality weed.
Example 2: "purple teardrops(Purple Tears) I cry" - Lady Gaga, Paparazzi
Purple Tears by cleanfresh1 April 4, 2010

Team Purple 

A gang which represents the wears the color of purple: People in gang are fully committed and dedicated to their click/gang; Founded and ran by Pockets and Boss Lady
Team Purple is such a cool gang!
Team Purple by Dr. Manzanilla January 28, 2009

Purpletard 

Hey! go help that purpletard!”
Purpletard by Gretchen69420 January 1, 2022