When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.
by DrLaser May 03, 2003
1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
by Jesus Christ Superstar October 04, 2004
while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget
by steven February 14, 2003
When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom
by Meunit32 February 23, 2008
Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
by tony with a T February 13, 2003