Purple headed yogurt slingers 

Mutton dagger, Old Blind Bob, hangin jhonny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocketrocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankel spanker, pork slourge, engine cranker, hairy hot dog, davie crocket, wang wazzer, weinie wacker, pecker peebee, kidney kracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick , love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, CACK AND BALLS

Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.

Purple headed yogurt slingers by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

Purple headed yogurt slinger by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger 

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger by John September 20, 2003

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Hex June 11, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A term referring to an erection. Due to the fact that an erect penis has a purple like head and that it slings a yogurt like substance. This term is used in the movie Varsity Blues.

I used my purple headed yogurt slinger to give that a girl a houdini.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Biscuits July 3, 2006