puppy muffin 

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

puppy muffin by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Poppy Muffin 

A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it

SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN

Poppy Muffin by D-Money April 9, 2003

poppy seed muffin

The bane of everyone taking a drug test. It can also be used as an excuse for failing a drug test.

Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.

poppy seed muffin by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016