Puppy

An offensive word used by Baby Boomers to describe a young person. However this term has been notorious among Millennials and Gen Z'ers for being annoying and generic.

Anonymous 1: Ok my puppy, time for school
Random 18-year-old: That is the most annoying, generic, and offensive thing since racism. I'm getting President Biden to ban this word on Boomers
Anonymous 1: Stap calling that word offensive!

by Vocabmaar May 18, 2023

Puppies

Hairy testacles

Wow I was giving him a blowjob but his puppies kept getting in the way

by Isuckmydadoff June 22, 2018

Puppy

Is the cutest pet you can ever have

The puppy is a baby dog

by Thepro76 November 16, 2016

Puppy

A boy who ain’t a dog. Is a mother fucking simp and will sit and wait for a bitch.

Awe nah he ain’t ganna come hang with the boys he’s a puppy for his girl

by Mksanto April 21, 2021

Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.

Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*

by LovelyBandito November 27, 2021

Puppy

A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!

Aw, I think I got a new puppy today. He is adorable! Can't wait to play with him.

by SpayseCase December 8, 2021

Puppy

A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it

Kid- Dad can we get a puppy

Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit

Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma

by Badass204 September 26, 2019