puppet’s head

Noun. A basketball that gets lodged between the backboard and rim.

“Dad, where’s the ladder? The basketball is stuck. Jeff just took a terrible shot and now it’s a puppet’s head.”

puppet’s head by BigBlue92 November 16, 2017

Putin’s Puppet 

An increasingly popular nickname for our Russky in the White House.

Without a doubt he has been Putin’s Puppet all along.

Putin’s Puppet by Dr Bunnygirl March 24, 2019

Putin's Puppet 

45th President of the United States of America.

Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet.

Putin's Puppet by Mike Pence January 7, 2017

Putin's Puppet 

Anyone who questions American corporate power and world hegemony.

Steve: Hey, this whole thing about Democratic party leaders saying that puppy memes by a marketing Russian troll factory unconnected to the Russian government, seen by around 21000 people is on par with 9/11 or Pearl Harbour in international warfare seems a little overblown to me.
Dave: Steve! You've become Putin's Puppet!!! I'm turning you into the authorities.
Steve: C'mon Dave! I just want to prevent innocent people being killed in a brutal, totally unjustified war?!
Dave: Putin's Puppet!!!

Putin's Puppet by Denim Bucket Sheik February 26, 2018

Tzeentch’s Puppet 

A person that gets manipulated by Tzeentch. Similar to being “done like a kipper.”

Tzeentch: heuheuheu that Rory guy has been done like a kipper. He’s such a puppet of mine. Ha, he’s Tzeentch’s puppet. Mmmmm

Tzeentch’s Puppet by Curseling101 June 15, 2024

Human Puppet Show

Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.

A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.

Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!

(Thunderous applause)

Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!

Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?

Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!

Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??

Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!

Laughter abounds from the crowd!

Human Puppet Show by theinstigator October 18, 2016

Puppet Special 

The feeling around, in a persons anus. That is so pleasurable you can almost control them.

"Hey Ryan how was your date last night?"

"It's was great she gave me a puppet special!"

Puppet Special by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013