A style of punk
rock characterized by the general attitude of "I
don't give a motherfuck." While the Green
Day fans and true punks alike consider a Fuck-punk to be the baddest
ass since since your grandmother stopped washing, fuck punks themselves actually
don't care. Usually considered to be demented with a serious mental illness these individuals feign apathy towards everything and everyone. They won't bathe, eat for long periods of time or remove certain articles of clothing such as combat
boots, leather jackets or studded/spiked bracelets/collars; this is common place within the punk
rock community and no
one notices. Their overblown carelessness even comes to such an extent that fuck punks will not keep a steady heroin addiction or pursue slutty future Suicide
Girl trailer whores. However, their level of bad assery is so incredibly powerful that even Chuck Norris must bow to his Fuck Punk overlords. Women will throw their jailbait vaginas towards these ultrapunx and moshpits begin in public locations (e.g the library or Museum of Natural
History) merely because of his/her presence in the 5 mile area they happen to be levitating towards. If these
people leave their house it's only to buy more bottles of Aquanet to maintain their godly mowhawks which awe Sid Vicious fanboys and terrify small children. A rare sight, fuck punks are to be both admired because of their aura of
pure Punkness and feared due to an epically foul odor of amazingness.