Pulling a Jesus 

When someone on chat says "BRB" and doesn't return for days.

Buddy: Hey bro, brb.
Friend: Aight, I'll be waiting
*3 days pass*
Buddy: Oh hey dude, i'm back, wassup?
Friend: DUDE, IT'S ALREADY THURSDAY, NICE JOB PULLING A JESUS!

Pulling a Jesus by userbrn May 19, 2011

Pulling A Jesus 

Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus

Pulling A Jesus by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008

pulling a jesus 

pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )

tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !

pulling a jesus by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009

pulling a jesse 

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

pulling a jesse by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

Pulling a Jess 

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

Pulling a Jess by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

Pulling a Jesse 

Kanker krijgen

Ha! Thomas got combo'ed at uno, he'll be pulling a Jesse!

Pulling a Jesse by VanadiumCoffeecup February 29, 2024