pudnuber 

a man with a micro penis

Suzy, last night I picked up this pudnuber at the bar and he did nothing for me.

pudnuber by MKH October 3, 2005

pudnuker 

A person (usually male) who is pretentious, arrogant and lacks any real skill or ability, but has a nuclear arsenal.

The Supreme leader of our wonderful democratic people's republic is a total pudnuker."

pudnuker by Somethingironic May 17, 2014