pudding pants

Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.

*In the middle of a business meeting*

The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."

pudding pants by Dritto March 21, 2004

chocolate pudding pants 

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

chocolate pudding pants by Pit Pat October 5, 2007

Pants pudding 

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

Pants pudding by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023

puddin pants 

Somebody who shits themselves and has a big load of shit in their underwear that resembles pudding.

Tom is a big puddin pants because he can't stop shitting on himself.

puddin pants by JMud January 27, 2011

Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

Puddin' Pants by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023