psh please 

sometimes used to show that what the person is saying, doing, trying to do,or asking is complete unresonable on your standards or is juat not happening.

person 1:By me this Armani bag
Person 2: psh please

psh please by mirgine January 10, 2008

puhplease 

Please, but a kind of "puh puh, puhlease" instead of the average "please"

Marmite and butter? Oh puhplease!!!

puhplease by System Shutdown November 21, 2005