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Proven Fact 

A statement that's 100% true no matter what anyone else says. Ever. Unlike the misleading title, there is no need for actual PROVEN facts. Often used in situations where couples fight over who loves each other more.
It is a proven fact that Olivia loves Amanda more.

Olivia: "It is a proven fact that I love you more"
Amanda: "Prove it!"
Olivia: "I don't need to."
Proven Fact by always damn right November 19, 2009
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proven performer 

A woman who, by virtue of having a baby with her, or is undeniably pregnant, has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is not a virgin. She has put out. At least once.
James: How bout that girl over there?

Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.

James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
proven performer by Bructus January 21, 2011

Proven Wrong 

When some kid thinks Russell Westbrook is clutch but they need a smack down.
Daultonbrown got proven wrong because he believed 39% FG was clutch😂.
Proven Wrong by Daboween January 6, 2017

proven panty dropper (PPD) 

A guy or girl who is consistently and very successful at getting females for sex.
Person 1: Wow that's the fifth chick Jeff slept with in the last two days.

Person 2: yep, he's a PPD.

Person 1: PPD?

Person 2: yep a proven panty dropper (PPD)

Proven Fact 

It is hereby documented, for the world to see, as a proven fact, that Chad does love Samantha most.
Chad loving Samantha most is literally the most well documented, thoroughly proven fact in human history, nobody could doubt it.
Proven Fact by Definitely not chad October 24, 2023

Proven Winner 

Proven Winner – Also refered to as a PW (pee-duyb) is an individual of known prominence in a broad and vast variety of things. Said individual needs not show merit for things because of previous accomplishments. He or she simply states, “Proven Winner,” and everyone understands his or her brilliance. This radiance also tends to have a magnetic effect on members of the opposite sex.

An example of a PW is someone who wakes up each morning knowing he or she is destined for something remarkable. This individual will use great dexterity to handle a situation with astounding success.
“Wow, I can’t believe we have to go against John and Steve in the tourney. Those guys are Proven Winners; we might as well just go home!”

“He is so confident, it takes everything I have to keep from throwing myself at John. He is such a PW!”
Proven Winner by JKish03 March 27, 2008

proven breeder 

A sarcastic insult that implies someone is either deformed or absolutely fugly.
Background: one day i was surfing through the internet looking at breeder snakes and there was a one-eyed one that had 'proven breeder' next to its name, thus i coined the insult 'proven breeder'.
"Wow Sean is a fucking proven breder. what a tool shed!"
or
" Wow your mom is a proven breeder, look at you!"
proven breeder by Greg and Cory November 6, 2004