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promisen't

When you promise but you actually don't
I promisen't.
by promisentdef August 3, 2024
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some random discord weirdo thot thinking she’s getting comm in yb cord
“promise ain’t getting comm” yeh her ugly ass getting no comm
by Kharomani June 13, 2022
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
by Kharomani June 14, 2022
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I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once
Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
by SCHMUR September 26, 2013
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Make a promise to St. Fu

A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...
Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.
by lazlo pitts August 25, 2020
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