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pretty pretty snake in the grass 

Usually a gorg. jared leto look a like. Usually seen slithering off to text message. Always jeepin and creepin (tlc reference). Very pretty but very sneaky. His beautiful head of hair could be lurking in the grass at any moment, ladies watch out.
That kid was cute but I could totally tell he was just a pretty pretty snake in the grass.

Tall Glass of Pretty 

A woman, usually 6' or taller, who is drop-dead gorgeous.
Coworker: Damn, son, did you see that new girl working in client services?

Other Coworker: Who?

Coworker: She's a brunette, 6' foot tall, with a wicked smile.

Other Coworker: Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah, she is definitely a Tall Glass of Pretty.