press conference
When a female (or male) kneals in front of 3 or more naked men and takes their penises in her mouth one by one - as though they are microphones at a press conference
press conference by bro-oss March 22, 2010
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Press Conference
Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
Press Conference by TheHanMan April 2, 2009
Press Conference
A synonym for suicide. Origin comes from Budd Dwyer, a former Pennsylvania politician who, on the morning of January 22, 1987, committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference.
"Man, my girlfriend just left me, my dog died, and there's no way to get a Rock Band pre-order for launch day. I'm thinking about holding a press conference."
Press Conference by J.Bot November 15, 2007
Peer Press Conference
Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!
Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference
Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference
Peer Press Conference by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011
Marinelli Press Conference
When a person repeatedly avoids answering a question by changing the subject or rambling on with an incoherent anecdote.
Marinelli Press Conference by Mouf Breathah March 30, 2009
iraqi press conference
iraqi press conference by Burn813 November 21, 2013
Jamaican Press Conference
The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
Jamaican Press Conference by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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