a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy
" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016
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The Best Fucking Theme in Sonic Hysteria and if you think otherwise you are unbased and will be executed.

(Unless you prefer Launch Base Underwater which I understand)
Person 1: BRO Have you heard the Metropolis Present Remix in Sonic Hysteria?

Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!

Person 3: I prefer Bad Future.

Person 1 + 2: Good for you bro.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 24, 2021
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a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit
me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A
by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022
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the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!
by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011
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a gift, and/or artical of clothing left for a home bum aka hobo, to find.
Someone left their shirt in my car. Sounds like a hobo present!

I just found an awsome hobo present!
by Anthony Josafiend August 25, 2009
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When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.

The only way to be successful for the upcoming presentation is too alter ones state of mind.
I have a state dependent presentation later today, I better start drinking now.
by River21 December 15, 2013
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