Prepfessional

The idea of overpreparing and preplanning your professional dress and professional behavior at a social work function or networking event in order to impress co-workers, especially those in leadership, in order to self-promote.

"Whoa, check out how Prepfessional Darren got! Do you think he took the GQ magazine straight into Marshalls and tried to match the pictures? The last time someone followed the boss around so much at a Christmas party, he got a blowy from her in the bathroom. Darren is gonna be so sad if he ruins that tie..."

Prepfessional by Scifly September 20, 2016

Prepfessional

Prepfessional- the idea of carefully preplanning and executing looking your best and behaving in your most professional and impressive manner at a social work function or networking event, in order to impress co-workers, especially those in leadership and promoting positions

"Jesus Christ, check out Darren- he's so prepfessional for a company Christmas party! Do you think he took the GQ magazine with him to Marshalls and just tried to match the pictures?! The last time someone followed the boss around that closely, I heard he got a blowy in the bathroom. Darren is going to be so sad if he ruins that tie..."

Prepfessional by Scifly September 20, 2016

Strictly Professional 

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

Strictly Professional by A Josexual November 15, 2020

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Professional Homeowner 

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

Professional Homeowner by rainbowking January 30, 2023

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Professional scorer 

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021