prenaptual agreement

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

by larry h January 6, 2008

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

by Deauley May 7, 2018