Predictably Unpredictable 

This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.

I've met two people who fit this definition.

Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"

Predictably Unpredictable by Echo Nova June 8, 2021

Predictable 

The quality of being easily anticipated; as in a behavior or response easily anticipated due to historic pattern.

"Kari's seemingly reflexive need to hijack a Facebook post and/or be the first to comment had become all-too-predictable."

Predictable by AbuName January 7, 2017

Predicktable

When someone has the same boring moves in bed

"Aarons only got one move in the sack" says Wilbur. "Yeah, he's so predicktable" shout Iggy and Tempest

Predicktable by Iguardo July 14, 2010

Predictanym

Multiple words created using a single combination of alphanumeric symbols on a mobile phone predictive text.

A Predictanym: 7468 pint; shot; riot

Predictanym by Koala Lou January 6, 2011

predicatable 

The state a noun obtains when said noun is so heavily identified with a verb that the noun can be used as a verb instead of said verb.

According to Soulja Boy Tell'em, "Superman" is a predicatable noun.

predicatable by bigjp July 5, 2009

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.

"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."

Predictable AIDS by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

predictabiliality 

The ability to act predictable.

X: man, you are sooo predictable sometimes
Y: I knew you'd say that, but I was trying to avoid your predictabiliality

predictabiliality by _____CJ_____ January 12, 2009