Prairie Dog Relay

When you run a relay race but instead of passing a baton, you pass a turd from one anus to another.

We would have won the prairie dog relay but John had diarrhea.

by GirthBrookss November 19, 2022

Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 7, 2022

Prairie Dog

When some steals your condoms.

"Hey, Al, did you prairie dog 6 of my spermicidal rubbers?"

by Alex Hughes February 23, 2008

Prairie dog

Looking around at a construction site instead of working..

Stop being a prairie dog .

by Kuehlstein February 19, 2018

Prairie Dog

When you let out a risky fart and a little bit of poop comes out, but the suction of your asshole pulls it back in. Just like how Prairie Dogs poke their bodies out of their hole and go back in. If you check your underwear shortly after, there might be a little shit stain.

Guy 1: *Suddenly grabs his own ass*
Guy 2: You good bro?
Guy 1: Yes and no. I think I just had a prairie dog.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 8, 2021

Prairie dog

When you really have to use the bathroom and poop is poking it’s way out

Let me in the bathroom I’m prairie dogging

by The man on top the van November 18, 2018

porpoise or prairie dog

"Hungy or not"

The phrase first began in Canada, where the action of eating a prairie dog was looked at as a desperate act, that one would only commit if they were insanely hungry, whereas being willing to go out and search out a harbor porpoise (although at the time, the split between a harbor porpoise and a normal porpoise wasn’t super well known, plus harbor porpoise or prairie dog sounds stupid) took a long time, so you wouldn’t want to be hungry.

How are we feeling about lunch? Are you guys porpoise or prairie dog?

I havent eaten in a minute. Code praririe dog for sure.

by CanadianBorder May 12, 2018