poufi 

An Italian person of unspecified gender. A professional at all games who has paranoid tendencies. Easily the most attractive and perfect in the world. Enjoys flowers and osu.

Person A – "Are you the guy or the girl?"
Pof – "I'm Pof."
Goge – "Poufi!"

poufi by thomassangster November 7, 2021

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014

podfic 

FanFiction that is read aloud and then made available for download. Sometimes the author reads, other times friends or fans of the fic. Great while driving or in meetings! Often popular whilst tread-milling, jogging, etc. Lose pounds to podfic!

1) When the podfic gets to the hot parts, most listeners get steamy but some get embarrassed.

2) I want to make my own podfic but I'm frustrated cuz I wish I could sound more like may fave TV characters.

3) When I'm too busy to read porn, I turn on my podfic.

podfic by Rose etta April 8, 2008

Pofiooz 

Persian for asshole or prick. Usually used for cussing in serious situations and it's not taken as a friendly term.

Have you heard of David ? That pofiooz still owes me a hundred bucks.

Pofiooz by PersianNigga August 15, 2018

Pouring Coffee 

To pour coffee is to plug a drain with feces. Most often said in reference places such as public restrooms and water fountains. The term originated from how the water turns brown with shit. Waffle stomping is a similar activity, but more associated with a private setting.

Person 1: Dude, I saw someone pouring coffee in the water fountain.
Person 2: Shit, now I can't hydrate.

Pouring Coffee by Dyspros April 19, 2022

Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.

Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.

Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010

urban poutfitter 

the face that all people who wear urban outfitters make.

"Did you see Amber staring at me with her new black cardigan, grey v-neck and cutoff shorts?She was totally giving me the urban poutfitter!"

Person 1: "Tiffany is so pissed at me with her sag-hat and latte in hand."
Person 2: "Yeah man she's totes giving you an urban poutfitter!"

urban poutfitter by nonpoutfitting September 19, 2009