Potato

The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

by Blitzs November 14, 2012

Potatoism

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

by Flyingspegett August 4, 2017

Potato

What an insane person thinks their species is

Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 10, 2018

POTATOES

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

POTATOES r cool

by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

potato

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by ivrugue March 2, 2021

potato

Me. I am potato

I am a potato. Some might call me a hot potato

by captain potato June 22, 2015

potato

A lazy person who doesn't do much and just sits around. A couch potato but without necessarily being on a couch.

Hannah, are you being a bed-potato again? League of Angels?

by itikky March 16, 2016