When you touch a person named Po in the taint
Did you like last nights Potat?
by Goatman73 December 8, 2020
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The true idol of Spain. The cream of the crop. A god amongst men. Everyone looks up to him. Many follow in his foot steps. Few gain what he has accomplished. Many dream to be even part of him. Simps for many and is simped by many.
Denis: have you seen potat he’s so hot
Hades: he’s truly a chad

Potat: *breaths*
Everyone: *drools*
by Father of jazz January 24, 2021
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A baked potato, specifically a baked potato that is sliced in half and loaded with salt. Designed specifically to be eaten by hand without utensils.
Man #1: dude, I’m so hungry, and I don’t have a fork or plate, what do I do?
Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 31, 2021
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A potat is a potato, but an alive one, like you
Potats will take over the world one day..
by homygar November 21, 2021
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