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A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.
God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!
by ddragon03 October 21, 2008
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A way to kill five minutes. Possibly even less.
I think I've gone far enough xD
But it said I should include the word porn.
by slashownsit August 07, 2008
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gods gift to mankind, also hated on by femanists because they themselfs are too ugly to be in one.
porn helping men(and now apperantly women) learn the art of one hand type sence the invention of the internet.
by sema February 14, 2005
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The key to unity and peace on Earth.
If all of those grumpy, mean leaders and terrorists in the world would put down the bombs for a little while and checked out some porn, the world would be a better place forever. It's a fact.
by MeSilvioI October 26, 2009
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Two words: Videotaped prostitution.
Can't get a hooker because it's illegal? That's ok. If you videotape it, it's legal! That's porn for ya.
by Some random computer user April 20, 2013
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