pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis
"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"
by pax September 18, 2003
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I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!
by ave-it April 11, 2003
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Look at his huge pork sword!
by Courtnie Brown. January 04, 2009
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pork sword

The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis
A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 25, 2003
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Refers to male genitalia, but can be used as an uncomplimetary adjective. Has a similar meaning to 'wanker'.
'That swine cut me up on the motorway, what a porksword!'
OR
'He thinks highlights look good in his mullet. Porksword!'
by Gump January 25, 2005
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The male genitalia or most widely known as the penis
I unsheathed my pork sword and thrusted it into her quivering quip
by LABS November 07, 2005
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the male penis when used in fighting.
damn his pork sword just shanked him hard!
by sambone! October 23, 2008
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