broomin' porcupines 

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

broomin' porcupines by Travis Urban May 14, 2006

blue porcupines 

porcupines that are blue

Hey, look - blue porcupines!

blue porcupines by PorQPine Luver May 14, 2008

juggling porcupines 

When you're trying to do too much and everything gets chaotic causing a nervous breakdown or anxiety attack or even an accident.

Mom had to cancel the party because she slipped and broke her leg trying to do too much. She says mom-life can be like juggling porcupines sometimes.

juggling porcupines by Kuznit July 30, 2024

Porcupine Tree 

A band capable of making no bad music, even if they were rotting corpses that couldn't move, the sound of bugs eating their entrails would still be pure musical genius, because their spirits would will the insects to create harmonies and rhythms.

Sarcasm is ineffective when describing this band. All bad things said are wrong. Your argument is invalid.

Porcupine Tree is an awesome band. There is no other opinion. Opinions can be wrong.

Porcupine Tree by Foofy! June 3, 2011

Porcupine Tree 

see greatest band ever

Porcupine Tree is the greatest band ever

Porcupine Tree by el_Sethro September 8, 2005

Rabbit Porcupine 

Said when a stupid person is acting up, will confuse them and make them feel offended in a very weird but cleverly combined way.

This term evolves from the TV show psych.

Ivory:OMNOMNOM

Claudio: Ivory Quit being such a rabbit porcupine!

Ivory: haha WHAAAT!!! im so confused. ..

Rabbit Porcupine by Claudiolic June 24, 2011

porcupine man 

Sonic's newer and shittier design, as opposed to those used in the original, which was more cartoony, and did not look like the bastard child of a porcupine and a man

Sonic started sucking after the Sega Genesis, when he was replaced by Porcupine Man

porcupine man by flooberscoober August 23, 2010