porcupine's balls 

They're small, round, and they don't give a shit.

"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"

porcupine's balls by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005

porcupine's balls 

Shaved Balls that are starting to grow hair back on them.

His porcupine's balls were sticking me like crazy last night while we was bumpin uglies.

porcupine's balls by KateHear September 4, 2006

porcupine sack 

When you don't shave yo sack( ball sack) after a long period of time and the hair on the sack(ball sack) grows back thick and pokes you in yo penis ( male gentalia)

Bruh..... I got major porcupine sack!

My side bitch be complaining 'bout my porcupine sack!

porcupine sack by OG GANGSTA MASTER JDOOOOOOG November 27, 2015

Porcupine Syndrome

When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine

Mary had sex with three guys last night, she definitely has porcupine syndrome

Porcupine Syndrome by nickgr7 September 29, 2017

Sweaty porcupine 

Perspiring rodent like your mom

Huns are sweaty porcupines.

Sweaty porcupine by LolaJordan December 22, 2019

South Porcupine 

A small suburb outside of Timmins, Ontario situated on the eastern shore of Porcupine Lake. South Porcupine is a small unique community of friendly and somewhat care-free folk.

The hang out spot is of course the Tim Hortons, situated between Krakana's gas station and the Porcupine mall (Where every teenager in town is/was employed) because it is the only place to go.

Mascot: Porcupine Pete

Nicknames: SoPo, South Pricklypine, The place timmins people wish they were from.

I am NOT from Timmins, I'm from South Porcupine.

South Porcupine by IWasBornAUnicorn8 April 13, 2011

sweaty porcupine 

noun, est 2019:

either

a ridiculously cool and incredible person inspiring hundreds of people to be their best self

or

a huge loser dork who should probably rethink all their life decisions and apologize to their mother for being such a grand disappointment.

No middle ground.

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! What the hell is wrong with you?

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! That was amazing!

sweaty porcupine by porcupinesweat December 22, 2019