porch dick 

An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch

Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick

porch dick by Fluck Duck March 8, 2015

Porch dick 

A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.

"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"

Porch dick by Arrty March 8, 2015

porch dick 

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.

That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.

porch dick by Mattyice March 8, 2015

porch dick 

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.

porch dick by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015

porch dick 

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

porch dick by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015

porch dick 

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

porch dick by yo dan March 8, 2015

porch dick 

A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.

"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"

porch dick by ZeroHero76 March 8, 2015