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An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick
by Fluck Duck March 08, 2015
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A guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
"Man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch dick to Rick"
by Arrty March 08, 2015
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(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)Person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who pass by. Very shady. Also is slightly rude.
Jessie's (from The Walking Dead) husband is a porchdick.
by uncthegreatest40 March 08, 2015
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A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.
by Mattyice March 08, 2015
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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