A cold, icy hearted person.
"Jessica didn't even care about her mother's passing, she is such a popsicle!"

"The group of people didn't even show any emotion or reacted to the person who just jumped off the bridge in front of them; what a bunch of popsicles!"
by AstroRat May 7, 2018
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1. When you leave your Dr. Pepper in the freezer

2. Slang for cock
1. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"

2. "Oh shit my Dr. Popsicle exploded!"
by Hezaa May 26, 2010
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The all-around best and most creative insult I’ve ever been told. First told by Bella K. to Trina W. on September 20, 2019.
by trinawalters October 20, 2019
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Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.
Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
by Cap'n S January 26, 2006
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A frozen concoction made primarily of jizz used in the act of feltching. A jizz popsicle is most commonly used in the wilderness at various man camps along the Rhode Island coast.
His ass was so tight, I had to use a jizz popsicle to loosen and numb him up.
by PhilthyFeltcher February 25, 2017
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A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg
Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.
by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020
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Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle
by Texas slap fest March 12, 2015
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