Popcan

A reference to a mans penis where the circumference is thicker than the length.

Guy 1: “Oh hey, there’s Ben...”
Guy 2: “yeah, he’s the popcan king”

Girl 1: “I love a good popcan”
Girl 2: “ Me too, let’s do him together”

by Bushdiver#5 January 4, 2021

popcan warrior

Someone who often uses make shift pop or beer can pipes to smoke weed out of. Usually these people are too cheap to buy a real pipe, or are scared about being caught with a pipe by their parents or the police. These people are usually 14 or 15, and live in a skid town like gibsons or sechelt. This word can also be used to describe people who make apple pipes.

Kelly Joe is such a popcan warrior, he smokes outta that shit er' day.

by gibbySkid May 24, 2010

Popcan Dick

1. a penis that has a large circumference; often wider than it is long

2. a penis that appears to be squared off at the head

Wow, look at his popcan dick, it looks like he ran into a wall while he had a hard-on!

by hotcarl9211 February 16, 2010

Anal Popcan

Lubricating a popcan that has been shaken violently and placing it into the rectum.

Man I just had the best Anal Popcan, it was exploding inside of me.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

popman

The god of all greatness also someone at my dog

popman praise

by Charon7000 October 8, 2020

The Popcast

A podcast by a couple of people who are culture guides. They educate their friends about the things that entertain but do not matter. They specialize in overs and unders, petpocolipses, recapping the Bachelor franchise, and watching ferrets look at Christmas trees. They will be the delight of your life.

I look forward to listening to The Popcast every Wednesday morning. I love it so much I am going to become a Best Friend of the Show.

by bestfriendoftheshow April 28, 2021

Popman

Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.

Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:

"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."

The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.

The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.

Chaos be eternal.

popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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