A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.
Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochie head ass.
by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020
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Poochie (not to be confused with coochie)

A word largely used in the 1990s to call dogs in a cute manner.

It became an endearing word to call a loved one.
"I miss my poochie"
by LoveisallIknow May 24, 2020
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The synonym of the word coochie
The word poochie comes from Latin terms of coochie. This sacred word is often used to describe the famale genitalia
Let yo poochie hang
Hey honey, did you wash your poochie today?
by XxBettyCrocker69Xx February 16, 2020
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It’s a penis and a coochie just how a coochie is flat so boys have that same flat part before getting to the penis so “Poochie”
Ouuu child i see your poochie!”
by Babii.kandi January 6, 2021
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Any object that protrudes or sticks out where it shouldn't, looks weird, or where it is inconvenient. To extend outward beyond a usual point.
Omigod, look at the belly on that dude...what a poochie-outtie he's got goin' on there! Eeeww!

by Lindsey September 15, 2006
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An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
by sandy Bashman May 26, 2011
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