When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.
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The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.
It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.
It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.
Corporate Office Worker #1: "I was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! Too bad, I was there first! I won that poo battle"
Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other>
Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other>
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Get the Poobating mug.Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.
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Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
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"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
stevo: ".....what?"
"poobatting, having a poo while batting"
stevo: "k"
"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
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