something or someone behaving in a stupid manner
'You are such a pong, you didn't know that!'
by Ami Misra June 13, 2008
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A video game released in 1972 by Atari before it was Atari. Often mistaken as the first video game ever made (that was Tennis For Two). Also mistaken (less often) as the first arcade game (that one was Computer Space).
Pong is old
by Avagantamos December 29, 2011
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The especially lardy section of subcutaneous fat on the legs under the buttocks. Found mostly on overweight housewives who injest abnormal amounts of hamburger helper. Ususally ridden with cellulite, shown off best by spandex pants.
(little girl): mommy, check out the pongs on that lady!
by Renilicious Rex July 12, 2006
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When somebody says "ping" whoever says "pong" gets whatever was being given away
Someone holding bag of chips they no longer want
First person to say pong gets it
by yelahhhit February 26, 2014
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A verb meaning to beat someone in the testicles with a plank of wood from a picket fence.
Shut up or i'll pong you good!
by Zoronocool March 14, 2004
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the art of slapping your penis against two women's vaginas who are standing a foot apart, facing each other. If a miss occurs, then you have to pump in her vagina five times.
I played Pong with those two girls I brought home from the club last night for hours!
by maceguy956 October 06, 2012
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