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poly prep 

this school is probably the best school in the world. it is very difficult to get into, and admissions are largely based on the interview and whether they thing you are awesome or not. everyone in this school is amazing. they are so smart, and about 73% of them end up going to ivy league schools. They are also all pretty, nice, sexy, popular, and if you are friends with someone from poly prep, its a very large achievement. they are some of the best people around. basically, they are perfect.
OMG! Is that a Poly Prep girl!? I hung out with her once. She is so cool!!
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Poly Prep 

An expensive school that makes everyone who doesn't attend the school seem like it's the best school ever, but is actually filled with the most retarded kids you'll ever meet.
Jessica: Wow, I wanna go to Poly Prep for high school! It's for really smart kids!
*attends poly prep*
*Three weeks later*
Jessica: Damn these kids are really... interesting.
*turns into Poly kids*
*loses all friends outside of Poly for becoming a typical retarded student at Poly Prep*
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poly prep 

is a private school and a member of the ivy prepatory leauge located in bay ridge in Brooklyn. in the city it is considered a school for slackers who didnt get in anywhere or for kids who got kicked out of their previous schools.

Poly is so lame, no kids party and kids at Horace Mann and Riverdale dont bother to asscoiate themselves with kids from Poly. It has lots of kids from Staten Island and Brooklyn who act like animals and give the school a bad reputation.
At a party:
Horace Mann kid: what school do you go to
Poly kid from the city: poly prep
Horace Mann kid: where's that
Poly kid: in brooklyn
Horace Mann kid: oh yea isnt that school for delinquents and kids who didnt get in anywhere?

poly kid walks away
poly prep by acoholic November 19, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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