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Schrodinger's Pokeball 

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not
1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball
When a person on the facebook repeatedly pokes you and you want to call them a douche bag, but instead you call them a pokebag.
Ah! they done it again, what a stinkin' pokebag!
pokebag by The Jokeshow May 15, 2014
A Pokemon that you are attached to physically or mentally, Pokemon that you would put on every team you make for the soul fact that its your favorite.
Pokemon Player 1: Wow man you really like that Gengar
Pokemon Player 2: Yeah man hes my Pokebro
Pokemon player 1: Cool man, my pokebro is a Caterpie
Pokemon Player 2: Your a faggot joey
Pokebro by Grekkor April 30, 2011

Spanish Pokeball 

n.

A small quantity of human faeces sculpted into a perfect sphere for use as a projectile.

Origin: In March 2012 during the Pokémon Video Game Championships in Birmingham, UK, the Spanish team were evicted from their hotel after allegedly engaging each other in faecal warfare in the hotel corridors. (Source: Nitendolife website)
"Ready your Spanish Pokeballs, prepare to engage the enemy"

pokeball 

A particularly strong kind of Ecstasy / MDMA pill. Pokeballs generally have a reputation of containing a solid dose of pure MDMA -- though not every "pokeball" pill is guaranteed to live up to this expectation, most do.
Pokeballs are thicker than the typical MDMA pill, come in a variety of colors, and usually are stamped with a logo (like a butterfly) on one side and a "pokeball" score on the other side.
"That white butterfly pokeball hit me so good last night I only needed one pill for the whole night!"
pokeball by ravetast December 29, 2009
What Bryan does to his bitch ass camel in Eygpt... To also have sex with a camel
Friend 1: Hey did you see Bryan?

Friend 2: He is with his camel doing the pokebag
pokebag by sharonstoneyetti March 28, 2009