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poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

An especially rare word written when one's boredom (and creativity) has achieved monstrous proportions by first going from right to left on the top row of the keyboard, then left to right on the bottom row, and finally from left to right in the middle row. Congratulations on finding this definition.
Jim: Hey Tyrone, have you tried searching up asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm in DuckDuckGo. It's pretty funny.
Tyrone: That's nothing, have you searched mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Jim: Yah.
Tyrone: What about qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Jim: Uh-huh.
Tyrone: Alright then what about poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl? Even I haven't searched that one up.
Jim: Oh shit there's no entry.
Tyrone: Better make one then.
15 minutes later
Jim: Well thats that.

Tyrone: I guess you could say the internet is a better place now.
Jim: I suppose.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: What the fuck are we doing with our life?
Jim: I dunno man.
Tyrone: Let's get back to work.
Jim and Tyrone work for a bit
Tyrone: Wait did you say you are using DuckDuckGo?
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Why the fuck are you using DuckDuckGo?
Jim: ...
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Well?
Jim: Don't you know Tyrone, for everyone who’s had enough of online tracking, DuckDuckGo lets you take back your online privacy now.
Tyrone: What?
Jim: Every day millions of people rely on DuckDuckGo's free all-in-one privacy solution. DuckDuckGo's mobile browser and desktop extension come with private search and seamless protection from trackers as you browse.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: Your personal data is nobody's business.
Tyrone: Is this an advertisment?
Jim: Is it an advertisment if I'm not getting paid?
Tyrone: I don't think so.
Jim: Well then this isn't an advertisment.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Okay then.
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poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl 

when you're so lazy or bored to do anything fun so you just typed this in.

top row backwards then bottom row forwards then middle forwards.
honestly i spent like 15 minutes to find a empty one
if someone finds this i give them 5 nonexistant cents
Person 1: poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Idk either
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026