poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

An especially rare word written when one's boredom (and creativity) has achieved monstrous proportions by first going from right to left on the top row of the keyboard, then left to right on the bottom row, and finally from left to right in the middle row. Congratulations on finding this definition.

Jim: Hey Tyrone, have you tried searching up asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm in DuckDuckGo. It's pretty funny.
Tyrone: That's nothing, have you searched mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Jim: Yah.
Tyrone: What about qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Jim: Uh-huh.
Tyrone: Alright then what about poiuytrewqzxcvbnmasdfghjkl? Even I haven't searched that one up.
Jim: Oh shit there's no entry.
Tyrone: Better make one then.
15 minutes later
Jim: Well thats that.

Tyrone: I guess you could say the internet is a better place now.
Jim: I suppose.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: What the fuck are we doing with our life?
Jim: I dunno man.
Tyrone: Let's get back to work.
Jim and Tyrone work for a bit
Tyrone: Wait did you say you are using DuckDuckGo?
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Why the fuck are you using DuckDuckGo?
Jim: ...
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Well?
Jim: Don't you know Tyrone, for everyone who’s had enough of online tracking, DuckDuckGo lets you take back your online privacy now.
Tyrone: What?
Jim: Every day millions of people rely on DuckDuckGo's free all-in-one privacy solution. DuckDuckGo's mobile browser and desktop extension come with private search and seamless protection from trackers as you browse.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: Your personal data is nobody's business.
Tyrone: Is this an advertisment?
Jim: Is it an advertisment if I'm not getting paid?
Tyrone: I don't think so.
Jim: Well then this isn't an advertisment.
Tyrone: ...
Jim: ...
Tyrone: Okay then.

by iShouldReallyStopProcrastining April 11, 2021

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