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No, like seriously How bored ARE you.

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`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}[{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ 

OK! Either You Are Super Bored In Your Last Class And You Want To Know If `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ would Show Up In Urban [Dictionary or another site

OR

Your Trying to Test The Limit Of Urban Dictionary To See If It Would Show and be Proud That There is No Definitions For `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ BUT YOUR WROUG I HAVE MADE A [DEFINITION FOR `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}[{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ AND YOU CANT STOP ME
You: hey dude
Your Friend: yea what's up
You: I am bored, what do I do?
Your Friend: what about typing abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz or zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

You: already did them
Your Friend: ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or even qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

You: already did them to wait I got it, I will try to eat Urban Dictionary

Your Friend: WHAT Thats impossible
You: I know a word that can beat it
Your Friend: What is it
You: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ Me: Sorry I made a [definition For That

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how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool
but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` like... really [imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist

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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026