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A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.
Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.
by tchotchytchotchtchotch August 15, 2009
Happy St. Patties Day!
I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.
by BornBlitzed February 28, 2011
Happy St. Patties Day!
When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it
I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience
by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013
Happy St. Patties Day!